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When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.
Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.
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A Mushroom Slap delivered with such force that; a bruise, swelling, permanent tissue damage, or even breakage to the jaw is resultant.
"My God Charlie, what happened?-are you ok?"
"Ben gave me an Intergallactic Mushroom Slap. Because he's on parole the government is footing the cosmetic surgery bill, so hopefully I'll be able to laugh about it in years to come."
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A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.
Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*
Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!
When three dudes gang bang a chick and plug every hole while simultaneously and rhythmically creating a rapid slapping sound of their balls hitting against her chin, ass and taint.
We gave Becky the ol’ three bag slap last night. It was music braaaahhhh.
My new neighbor came over and we gave her the three bag slap. She’s walking sore today.
A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.
S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November
Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."
Credit goes to the California Clam Slap Connoisseur himself: Mr. B. Fluke of Escondido, California.
When your bumping uglies with a broad doggie style right before filling her pie with your cream you quickly take out your mushroom tipped yogurt slinger and cum in your hand discreetly, but they key here is not letting her know you Busted your load in you're hand, you just play it off and keep going and then a few seconds later you slap her in that makeup caked face with the hand full of semen (she's probably going to start fucking losing it so make sure you're holding on tight) then keep on smashing that ass cause it will then turn into a rodeo until she bucks so hard you fall off. Then run cause she'll be ready to chop off your beloved tallywacker.
I was so hammered last night I pulled a California Clam Slap on that wicked ugly prostitue from behind the sevy.
The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.
Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.