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Mexican Graham Cracker

A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.

Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"

Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."

by DinoSharkExpert May 28, 2013


mexican fighting water

another word for tequila

Hey man have a shot of tequila. Nah I dont want any cheap mexican fighting water.

by ayebeseedy June 30, 2011


mexican cake boss

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect

I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection

by AZwheelman September 03, 2021


Mexican Six Pack

A shrink wrapped package consisting of three 24oz beers, usually cheap domestic beers sold at discount prices. Vendors include but are not limited to, convenience stores, gas stations, and truck stops.

“What a shitty day at work dude. Wanna stop by the gas station and get a Mexican six pack?”

by Kutzo January 15, 2021


Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.

(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.

by Denman Cinqueports March 29, 2010


mexican pumpkin roll

Cumming in a Latina butt while wearing a Sombrero and yelling pumpkin hole

I'm gonna Mexican pumpkin roll this bitch tonight

by Shawn mf fulls December 12, 2017


mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.

While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

by Wally the Water Spider November 11, 2015