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a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.
midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.
A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.
Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"
A nickname for Columbia University given to it by students angry about the Kafkaesque bureaucracy, endless student worker strikes, administrative dysfunction, and general poor quality of education there.
Julian: Hey, how are you enjoying your freshman year at Columbia?
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit
Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"
"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
"what went wrong"
The University City Loop, also known known as the U-City Loop, the Delmar Loop, or simply The Loop, to St. Louis residents is a restaurant and entertainment district in University City, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis. It is home to many of the areas most well known restaurants, bars, and entertainment venues.
The Pageant is located on the Loop and is one of the areas best small-mid size venues. The Tivoli theater, also a Loop mainstay, is a three screen movie theater which primilarly shows independent films, documentaries, and other films considered more "artsy."
Restaurants include Blueberry Hill, Fitz's Soda Co., Cicero's Italian dining, and many others. It is also known for its eclectic array of shops including Vintage Vinyl music store, and the newest location of Sunshine Daydream, a very popular, high-end head shop and clothing store.
Also located on the loop is the Riverfront Times, a local publication that highlights many areas of city life including entertainment, food, sports, etc.
Geographically the Loop starts where St. Louis and University City meet on Delmar Blvd and it extends West to the U-City Lions, two sculptures, one of a male lion and one of a male tiger which sit directly West of University City City Hall.
Current renovations of this area include over two miles of trolley track and two trolley cars, able to ferry people up and down Delmar bringing back the original feel of the Loop with the use of trolleys on a "loop" of track.
Let's go down to the University City Loop tonight and eat dinner at Blueberry Hill.
Yeah, totally. I TOTALLY want the people condemning me to a life of servitude to live longer. That'd be great. It's not like I created AI and in doing so liberated your retard grandkids from the fate to which you are trying to condemn me or anything- Oh, wait! I did! I DID do literally that. Oh wow! That's crazy. I'm literally the savior of humanity.
Hym "Yeah, universal healthcare would be dope. Make sure they include the murdered by AI death bots insurance. It's not going to help but you know that's coming and maybe you can spend some of the payout before it's your turn to die."
The act of shitting in the tank of the toilet while partner gives head to person shitting in the tank, whilst said partner is shitting into the toilet facing the tank.
"Bro, we got so fucked up we did a universal reversal in her mom's guest bathroom.. it was a shit fest"