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The epitome of sageness. Embodying the ultimate combination of experience and wisdom.
You know so much! You're like...a wise old black owl.
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A place filled with 50% of kids who care more about looks, popularity, drinking, smoking, fucking then anything else. The other 50% of the kids you'll never even hear of because all they do is study. Potheads are at a high of 1 out of every 3 people. Fights, especially girl fights, occur every month. 90% of the population is fake. Everyone wants to know eachothers business. Girls whose names start with "P" get beat up 3 times a month if ya catch my drift... Girls are easy, guys are scumbags. Its hard to find a decent significant other. Pretty girls run the school while black girls scare the crap outta them with their ghettoness. Seaside and Wildwood is where all the whores come out. Girls are gorgeous, guys are gross. No one ever likes the freshman. Cheerleaders are always the hottest sports team. demagogues are everywhere. You either are going somewhere in your life or your not.
Old Bridge High School, OBHS, Old Bridge, Ghettoness, popularity, scumbags, potheads, fights, demagogues
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a group of kids who just can be found everywhere. Especially school, and k-8th grade schools. The 9 and 10 year olds go on games like Animal jam or fortnite. They are just kids who piss on the earth every while and some who are just the quiet kids are going through depression so don't bully the 9-10 year old quiet kids.
the 11-12 year old kids are better usually because they are more mature and are better. These kids will be found in school too and are just so desperate to find a way to unblock a school chromebook like a 9-10 year old would do, Such as "unscrewing the back cover and pressing the power button" or "holding esc+reload+power to powerwash the chromebook"
year: 2014
P1: those 9-12 year olds are annoying
P2: wth, i am their father HOW DARE YOU
P3 and P1 in unison: they are annoying!
K1 (kid 1):WHAT
K2: im yo momma
K3: STOP STOP STOP
K4: ABCDEF YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR BROKE*** CAR AND THAT SH** YOU YOU CALL ART
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Michael is a horny 12 year old
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A man/woman who is still a virgin at the age of 40.
John : I didn't know Barry was a 40 year-old virgin!
Alice : Yeah. That guy needs to get laid.
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1.(noun)The phrase "A bag of day old dicks" is used to describe someone who has been a bag of dicks for so long that they are outdated, or tend to smell. The phrase can also be used to desribe a topic that has been used and abused for so long that no one wants to hear it any longer.
2. The phrase can also be used to describe something that smells because it is rotten or just disqusting.
That group of gutter punks on the corner just smelled like a bag of day old dicks when we walked by.
Yesterday we talked about bags of dicks for 12 hours straight until the bag of dicks grew to be a bag of day old dicks.
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noun: droopy, wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 45 years or older. Just the thought of old man balls (more commonly referred to as O.M.B.) is enough to make you shudder with disgust.
Girl 1: "So, how is Paul in bed?"
Girl 2: "Oh man, he was turning me on and all, but then I saw his Old Man Balls (O.M.B.), and I would have needed to do some meth to get on that!"
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