The phrase this Banana Cat uses when he’s happy
Banana Cat: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! *music plays happy tune*
Stranger: Slaps Banana Cat
Banana Cat: *cries* YEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!
A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
The ultimate expression to a 3 year old to define Joy or Happiness! :D
Family huddle:
"I'm mommy, I'm Daddy, and I'm kids name.... (altogether loudly, saying) ...and we're Happy Cakes!"
the smart, savvy, saving, shopper. Uses coupons wisely, is organized, never pays full price for anything, has on a happy go lucky face. Happy face = happy wallet.
That girl Addy is so Happy Go Coupon when she shops! She doesn't pay JACK for her stuff!
When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
Tryna happy fap me spider man?
This is a day to appreciate your specific anyone that felt like wasted your time over the past or present. Let them know that they are great waste of time to you and other ppl. You get so attached to them that you forget they might be using you or just making you think they part of your life which they aren’t. At the end their ass gonna leave you question less and won’t even explain why or it could just be they just wanted to know for a while and have a roster.
So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!
STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️
Emily : hey, we should go out this Saturday to this cafe ?
John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam
Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free
John : ye for sure
Emily: …*reschedules plan*
John : left on delieverd
HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.
The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.
“This song is my happy-crack.”
“You are my happy-crack.”
“I’m on my happy-crack.”