Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday
Monopoly with railroads
Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?
Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?
When you ignite the head of someone. (Reference to the Marvel comic character whose head is always aflame)
The flair bartender made a bad misting and ended up ghost riding her
when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep
Belle would you like a mattress ride?
The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.
Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.
Having Covid-19/Coronavirus/testing positive for the Rona.
I wish I would've listened when they said 'the mask goes over your nose'. Now I'm holding on for dear life as I'm Riding the Coroni Pony into the sunset.
Testing positive for the Coronavirus, having COVID-19, got that Rona
After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.