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When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman
"Gave my girl a sloppy Doris last night, it was so sloppy"
When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.
partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.
Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date
One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank
Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie
Giving blowjobs to a group of Matthews, either solo or with a number of people.
That girl at the bar offered to give us a bunch of Sloppy M's, which means Greg has to sit out... But he's a bro.
what your mom gives me every time i visit you
"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"
When a guy pounds someone in the ass so hard it starts to bleed and the mans cock turns red and when he cums it’s a mix of blood, shit, and cum.
Oh yes papi, fuck me and give me a sloppy papi