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A way to describe terrible sex.
Hannah: How's Barry in bed?
Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!
Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
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When mama looks at what you've been doin. When Mom looks at all of the porn that you've been watching especially the gay ones.
dont look at my porn it might be gay.
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This is where skanky teenage girls take nude pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their camera phones and submit the pics to amateur voyeur sites.The special effects come from them using a filthy mirror splattered with zit jism and toothpaste gunk.
I couldn't tell if that chick was hot or not on account of the amateur porn special effects.
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HEAVEN!!!
My life wasn’t the same until I discovered Among Us Sus Porn
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When you go to hygienic extremes with your private areas like a porn star would in preparation for sex. For example getting fully waxed, having laser hair removal treatments or having a colonic performed.
I'm getting a colonic today.
Oh wow! That's so porn star of you!
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the boredom you must be facing
hey, lets go watch some big booty porn hub!
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PORN THEATERS WHERE SEX IS ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED.
How do these places stay in business as it is boring watching a porn movie without action but wait you can come over to my place as these home PORN will never be an ASCETIC ACID PORN THEATHERS as we can get naked and not havre to be concerned about a SEX ACT SNITCH GAME of any sort.
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