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MT (city, FIPS 35050)
Location: 48.54382 N, 109.67910 W
Population (1990): 10201 (4346 housing units)
Area: 6.4 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 59501
havre
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A city of Northern France left in a post-apocalyptic state since its near-total destruction by Allied bombings at the end of WWII. Reconstruction efforts have been foiled by both the constant rain and the insistance of some architect to rebuild the city with bunker-like buildings in case WWIII was to spring out. Some say that the only thing that stopped the Soviets from invading Western Europe was this heavily fortified city as well as the Volcan, a weird structure possibly containing multiple nuclear devices ready to rain upon enemy nations.
Repopulation efforts begun a few years ago with the opening of a Sciences Po Paris Campus, dedicated to the study of Europe and Asia.
Kid: it always rains in Le Havre :'(
Boss: You screwed up again... That's it, you're being sent to Le Havre!
Employee: HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!
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The name of a boring, lame, town that has nothing going for it. In the middle of nowhere with a number of rednecks and hicks.
Joe: "Sorry guys I can't go camping with you this summer. I have to go waste my vacation in the worst town in America."
Matt: "Dude you mean you have to go to Havre, Montana?! Good luck, there ain't nothin happenin there!"
Nate: "I'll pray for you man."
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Havre de Grace, Maryland, or HdG, is a city located on the edge of the meeting point of the Chesapeake Bay and Susquehanna River in Harford County. Known for its diversity,affordable living,down-to-earth residents and a small-town with the heart of a big city, its population is estimated at 18,000 as of 2007 and is classified as a part Urban and part Suburban community (mind you, in this instance suburban does not mean soft...), with most the community equally divided racially and economically, giving it a unique mix of culture. It has 5 public schools and includes both middle and lower class housing, but with the construction of Bulle Rock, it's upper class population will probably soon be increasing a bit. Havre de Grace includes several tourist attractions, a beautiful view of the bay and river, a unique oppertunity in housing and culture, a hospital, and 4 public parks along the shoreline. Great place to live, considering it's not as boring as it may seem due to it's size, for the density makes up for it.
On the darker side, however, Havre is probably the only small town where you can get mugged just as easily in the good old upper-class communities as in central downtown. Be warned if you're an idiot and plan to move there. As recent as the July 4 carnival of 2006, there was a riot that disturbed the event, and gang activity is present to some amount, so you get the picture.
"Where you wanna go today?"
-"Uhmm...shit how bout Havre de Grace?"
"Aight, then we can go down route 40 to aberdeen afterwards."
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the ULTIMATE proof that the city is down to earth and the suburbs are spoiled (see example)
Guy: "Hmm, let's see...the median income in downtown havre de grace...$31,000. Races are 64% white,31%black,5%hispanic Kay, kay, liking that..."
Guy: "Now the average income in the suburbs of havre de grace...WHAT? $66,000? WTF MAN, WTF! Well let's see the races...86% white,11% black,2%hispanic,1%asian...WTF MAN."
Guys snobby wife: "Ohh, that second one sounds nice!"
Guy again: "FUCK YOU BITCH.IM MOVING DOWNTOWN."
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One hardass shithole sitting along Route 40 in Maryland.
Havre de Grace. A town that damn sure looks like something else. Need I say it. :P
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You can call us poor all you fucking want "pwr_yo" or whatever your dumbass fucking name is, but we could fuck you AND your whole community up single-handidly physically and mentally ANY fucking DAY...
If you want to live in fantasy land with your faggot-ass tea-drinking buddies, go to Perry Hall or something, and get the FUCK out of our town if you don't like it.
And our town is NOT dirt poor as it used to be, so once again, FUCK off the poverty issue.
FUCK all the rich whiny little wannabees...
May the real of Maryland be reserved for Baltimore City,Havre de Grace,Aberdeen,Annapolis,Edgewood,and Salisbury;
Anybody anywhere else is a wankster ass fucking BITCH.
You all DISGRACE us. FUCK yus. Oh yeah, and that's OUR phrase too, mother fucker.
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