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An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"
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guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!
Something that really catches your attention.
"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"
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term used by officer harris of south park
jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!
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An exclamation. Instead of using a normal boring one like, HOLY SHIT! Use "SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS!" for your daily 'holy shit' moments.
Teenage daughter 1: " Mom, I'm pregnant"
Mom: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS! "
Guy 1: " Dude listen to this awesome song "
Guy 2: " SWEET JESUS CINNAMON TITS IT'S RICK ROLL YOU BITCH! "
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instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"
Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.
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1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.
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2> Our Lord out Ice Skating
General Donegal slang of Surprise.
1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general
Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard
Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!
2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.
Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.
Jesus Christ: What up!
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