When you have semen residue stuck in your penis hole and your piss goes in crazy directions
After I busted a nut last night I totally had a cream stream and had gotten piss all over the floor and toilet seat!
the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut
ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?
kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.
The act of orgasming while vomiting chunks on your partner.
Hey dude, I totally pesto whipped creamed my non-binary partner last night.
Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage
“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant”
When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)
- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)