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If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.
P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"
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the act of blowing smoke in someones face
shaniqua didnt liek the way tiny tim was acting, so she gave him a big puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face
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It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon
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penile euphamism: simply means penis. However the reaction when used is suprisingly better than using "cock" or other slang terms.
I asked her if she wanted to see my one eyed chineese milk dragon,
' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".
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A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"
Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"
Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
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A sexual act where the man is in ice skates and is skating with the legs of his partner around his waist, the partner is facing down still with the legs around the guy. The the man will hoist up the partner higher in the air by the waist causing it to penetrate deeper making the partner moan or growl like a dragon.
similar to a chainsawa hardcore dance
The ice skaters were also experts at the double reverse sliding ice dragon
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Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.
You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!
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