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When a petite and beautiful girl looks good in shorts and flip flops. And she teases you by the way she walks showing and teasing you with her cute feet.
That girl in shorts has cute baby making feet.
I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.
One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.
Cum on a girls' face. Like regular make-up but cheaper and more fun/interactive
Boy 1: Im thinking of applying euphoria make up on my girlfriend's face tonight
Boy2: Smart idea. Its cheaper than regular make up and better for the skin.
When a black guy has sex with, or dates an obese marshmallow looking white bitch so she will pay his bills, especially his phone bill.
Motherfuckin’ TMobile shut my shit off again, so tonight I’m making s’mores. Where’s that big white bitch Debbie at?
Make-Out month also know as MKM.
In the month of January you can make out with every male/female without them getting mad
"dude i just maked out with megan"
"won't she get mad?"
"no she cant its Make-Out Month