When a fat person stuffs muffins as a keepsake for later. Causing them to be massively obese.
“MOM. HE WONT STOP EATING MY FUCKING MUFFINS TELL LARD ASS TO PUT THAT SHIT DOWN. HES BEING A MUFFIN GUBLER.”
Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.
He is a total Alpha Muffin.
It's a tasty treat nothing sexual.
1:could I have a mighty muffin
2:yes here is a chocolate muffin.
What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.
I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.
A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
Someone who is zesty in denial
Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin