A person who makes bad dad jokes
Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb
someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk
*mom* only in your dreams
something that dream stans lack
Dads cannot be fathers of dream stans
The guy that left for milk 13 years ago
"Dad, where are you going?"
"Just getting some milk, son."
The dude who makes you pancakes! <3
My dad, is the best dad! He makes pancakes better than anyone else!