one tym

the police they are called this because they do there rounds one time then they are murdered

one tym won't go round the block

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One of us

This trended on twitter after the twitch streamer and YouTuber (although he doesn’t upload much) came out in twitter saying he is technically unlabeled but is fine with the label gay (which he has used gay when referring to himself multiple times)

Anyways I’m proud of him Good job king

Me:did you see ranboo came out on twitter
My friend: yes you told me at least 6 times in the last 5 seconds
Me:ONE OF US
My friend:oh god *prays although they are atheist*

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stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

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Off-by-one

Cyber attack, usually originating in Russia.

Sweden was off-by-one'd last night.

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Neat one

Commonly used by people with a background in psychology, the term "taking a neat one" refers to the act of downing a shot of substance (typically a shot of semen) without any other substance that could potentially impede the solution.

Connor: I had two shots last night.
Amy: Neat ones or no?
Connor: Neat. Always neat.
Amy: I don't blame you - can't have anything obstructing the fluid.

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rouge one

When you have a boned for absolutely no reason.

Today in math class I had a rouge one!

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The Real Ones

The reals ones is a unique group of individuals who FaceTime each other regularly. Typically they use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to FaceTime. Conversations within this group usually involve complete bullshit.

I really want to be a part of the real ones?
Wanna facetime real ones?

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