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True and Real

A phrase used on legacy Minecraft servers to mean that something is definitely true and not false.

for example when someone says This thing is nice or says anything that is clearly true
the response that people in the legacy community say is usually just: True and Real

by that one retro community guy February 4, 2024


In a real organization

"In a real organization..." is the start of a sentence that is used to sarcastically mock an organization or similar entity that is being a cheapskate or is doing something unprofessionally. The format of the sentence is usually "In a real organization they do/have something" which implies that the organization the speaker is mocking does not do/have that something even though it should. The context should also make it clear what is missing from the current organization but it can also be explained in the sentence.

If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.

When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.

The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.

Example 1: "In a real army we would've received a full magazine of blanks for this exercise, instead of just five rounds."

Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."

Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."

Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."

by ZeroOne^ July 22, 2010


Sex like real

A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes

Ad: “our game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

by Plehy August 18, 2021


Sex like real

A word commonly seen in pornographic video game advertisements, in an attempt to convince the viewer that the sex in the game is realistic

Ad: “This game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips

by Plehy August 18, 2021


gay be real

a footballer who pullls baree tingaa

friend 1: *plays football and pulls tings*
friend 2: ayy ur a gay be real

smd

by ur daddy sugar June 16, 2022


real nigga winter

Real Nigga winter is for real niggas, not basic ones. It starts on December 1st and ends on January 6th.

Miles: Aye, you gon celebrate real nigga winter dis year ?

Caleb: I don't know, my nigga. Probably.

by 07082 August 27, 2021


Real fellur hours

From 12 am to 12 am is when you call up your fellow brothers and tell them how much you Appreciate them.

Guy#1 yeehaw its real fellur hours borther

Guy#2 oh damn time to call up my borther

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 16, 2018