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The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.
" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"
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The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.
Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"
You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"
Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.
Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.
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Similar to the reverse wet willy (stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention) except that you put your finger in someone's ear then stick your finger into someone else's mouth when they are not paying attention.
By sticking my finger in Joe's ear and then putting my finger into John's mouth I completed the reverse wet willy once removed.
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On October 21, any time someone says they will do something to you, you can say "but it's National UNO reverse card day" and they must either do it to themselves or claim "but it's National UNO reverse card day" back. In the scenario the last person to say "but it's National UNO reverse card day" before the end of October 21 is the one to receive the action in the end.
Wizard: I'm gonna punch your face!
Bard: But it's National UNO reverse card day.
Wizard: Dies of 1d4 punched self in face damage.
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Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position
Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin
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A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.
Hey Bill!
Yeah Bob?
I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.
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