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The term for a baby born using fertility treatments such as I.V.F. (In Vitro Fertilization) is a pineapple baby. Pineapple is the symbol of infertility. Not everyone going through IVF has had a loss other than the loss of confidence because their body isn’t working like it should. There are rainbow babies that are born after a loss. Such as, neonatal death, stillbirth and miscarriage. There is also a Sunshine baby, which is a child born before a loss. Then a Golden baby or pot of gold born, a baby born after the rainbow baby. If you are expecting twins and lose one of the twins the remaining baby is called a Miracle baby or Sunrise baby and the twin that was lost is called a Guardian Angel or Sunset baby. Loosing both twins is called Shooting Stars. Loosing a child due to miscarriage, or SIDS and still birth is called an Angel baby.
Some women never experienced a loss. But go through years of infertility and IVF treatments to finally have a child. It is only fitting to call this child a Pineapple baby. As the pineapple has become the symbol of infertility. And the baby is born after years of infertility treatments.
I'm finally pregnant with my pineapple baby!
Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.
Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”
when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food
peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
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A steak pudding. Pronounced as "bab is yed"
Think I'll get babies yed chips n gravy from the chippy.
A 'chickie baby', i.e. woman, that you pick up at McDonald's. A play on 'McChicken', the dollar menu item.
Hey man, check out this pic of my new McChickie Baby.
Damn man, you really do like the BBW's, don't you?!
A bunion baby is someone, usually a girlfriend or life partner. Who is extremely cute but also head strong and independent.
my girlfriend fliss jerams is a bunion baby
A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.
We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.