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2 in the pink one in the stink
dude how was it?
awesome!
did u give her the 3 finger stinger?
hellz ya!!!
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Means you get no pussy
Susan: Put 10 fingers up because he gets no bitches
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Jen got her new wardrobe using her 10 finger discount.
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n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things
2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others
3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events
Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.
Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!
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The act of using your finger as a surrogate toothbrush after having forgotten that you just used said finger to finger a bitch.
Last night, this bitch I was hooking up with stuck her tongue so far down my throat that I puked all over her floor. She wouldn’t let me use her toothbrush, so I had to use my finger to brush my teeth instead.
“Oh shit, I just fingered you with that finger.”
Pussy Finger Toothbrush
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flash cartoon made by "dave firth".
Completely unneccesary and dighusting. i don't understand how people can actually find it humerous or entertaining. TASTELESS!
person 1: lets talk about salad fingers.
person 2: HOWS ABOOT WE DONT!! it is sickening!
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When you own a pickup truck and proceed to finger your girls vagina inside said pickup truck resulting in stinky pickup fingers.
So i heard Dave got chatting to some drunk slut from the party last night and gave her a ride in his pickup.
Yea, he text me this morning, said he got stinky pickup fingers!