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a word that nobody can time correctly on the hit song "Don't" by Bryson Tiller that still gets played to this day.
Chorus: "Spit fire in a world so cold
H-Town got a nigga so throwed"
Derek: *prepares to say "don't" for the 57th attempt at nailing the line...
Derek: "Don't-- oh fuck"
Bryson: "Don't"
Derek: Do-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK
If you forget the bag, you will have bad luck.
The football team forgot the fucking bag and our coach even said don't forget the bag, FUCK!
A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"
Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?
Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.
"Don't be a Mo, be a Joe..."
A profound statement pertaining to work ethics, in which somebody should avoid being a lazy ass, worthless, conniving trickster bitch, and instead, should adhere to a set of standards that is above the average "Joe"
If you want quality over quantity, don't be a moe be a Joe.
a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?