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A piece of poop inside the anus that has not seen light so it turns green like a booger when it finally is dislodged.
I had been feeling constipated for the past few days. I had a few big anal boogers.
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To show your displeasure at somebody who drives too close to your rear by labelling them an 'anal driver'.
Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.
1: "Uh-oh. We have an anal driver. He's probably fulfilling his ambition of fucking another dude up the ass by getting close in his penis extension Porsche"
2: "Word"
1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"
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When ones anus itches so badly they resort to clipping the individual hairs by using cricket legs to extract the foicles. The eastern European cricket anuskus munchielias is commonly used to remedy such discomfort.
John: "Fuck my ass itches so badly! Have you heard of ANAL CRICKETS!"
Frank: "Have you heard of Anuskus Munchielias, its an all natural remedy to ittchy balloon knots."
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it is where an Arabic man takes his poo and cooks it in a pan until it is soft, then adds water. once the poo sauce is ready he ejaculates all over it then makes a woman eat it while he gives her anal
she did the anal chef last night
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Major insult. 1a. To connect your ass to a juicer and juice your ass.
2. Someone who juices another's anus.
Thomas is such an anal juicer.
I'm gonna be sick. He is using an anal juicer!!!!
HE IS TRYING TO ANAL JUICE HIMSELF!!!!!
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anyone who sucks ass. typically subhumans like the 7chan mods.
"The Chan-wars...begun they have."
George Bush and Dick Cheney are classic examples of an "anal lamprey" since they both suck ass. Additional people that belong to this category of subhuman are:
1. Republicans
2. Nazis
3. Zionists
4. Cops
5. Corporate CEOs
6. All the mods on 7chan
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The awesome crevice right outside of a girls anus. Caused when the pants are really wedged up there....
"wow her pants were up there pretty far, I could see her anal cavity as well as her camel toe"
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