A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.
Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?
It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.
To masturbate
"Bludger" originates from the Harry Potter Novels
This hot girl just showed me her boobs so now im gonna go and
Beat A Bludger in the bathroom
beat creeper i.e; someone who steals beats from a producer for their own use.
Damn did you hear that new track by "G*****"?
Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
When your name is Thomyass and you flaunt copious amounts of skill with making noise vibrations.
Yesterday, we were jamming so hard, it was like Tommy on the beat.
While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I