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Bludger

A man who sits on his arse watching the Wiser (TV) and who leeches of his to get by Wife. Generally looks like a balding middle age man with a gut that sits ontop of the table-

"Did ya hear about that Bludger next door? Begging his poor bloody wife for a 50 to go and get pissed at the local Watering Hole"

by Nanger April 06, 2004


Bludger

A Scotsman

Look at those skirt wearing lazy arsed bludgers north of the border, syphoning off English money like its theirs

by Stevo77 May 13, 2015


bludger

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

by bread infection October 22, 2005


bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

by WRX22B1998 May 13, 2010


bludger

a slacker, or lazy bastard

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger

by Now Penions January 06, 2015


bludger

One who lives off or profits by the work of others while making no contribution.
Originally British slang meaning pimp, its currency has continued in Australia while it has died out in Britain.

Why don't you get off your arse and give us a hand, ya bludger!

by dYsLeXiA January 11, 2005


bludger

lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003