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David is such a sexy handsome man. He’s very good in bed and can do all angles and last all night long. He also has a enormous penis. He is a very compassionate man and every girl he passes their heart get nice and warm. He hates gay people and furries.
sex me david. OHHH YES DADDY DAVID ITS SOOOO GOOD
short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend
*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"
david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.
OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!
A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am
Homie 1: what are you doing bro?
Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?
1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔
To leave for a long period of time.
Pulling a David.
My sister pulled a David and came back 3 months later