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A Honduran way to call someone dickhead!
Often used in arguments.
Busca quien te pise wirro cabeza de pija!
Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.
You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
Victoria De Angelis is my mommy. My wife. The one and only woman who I would let fuck the living shit out of me. Break my back and bed please. I need her so bad. She could finger me all day and use me as her personal bass because I’d be making loud enough sounds to qualify. I have no shame in it, but when we get married I will be calling her mommy and let her treat me as her damn slave. Literally I wanna be your slave. I’m not religious but I pray to her, she is my religion. So I am religious. I’m praying one day she’ll fuck me. Gentle or hard I want it all. Whatever she wants (preferably hard and rough) and if anybody ever thinks to even try and love her to the extreme I do, fuck off. I will cannibalize you.
Person: Who do you want to lose your virginity to?
Me: VICTORIA DE ANGELIS. VIC. VIC VIC. VIC VIC VIC VIC VIC.
Da final status of an argument from a teenager about not wanting to mow da lawn.
If yer parents decide to have ya do a little yard-work, ya should know right off da bat dat it's not gonna do any good to whine or protest about it --- it'll always be da "coup de grass" --- i.e., ya'll still hafta do said landscaping in da end, no matter how loudly ya wail about it.
You have anal, and you pour tequila in your partners butthole and then suck it back out.
Alec gave zach a cinco de butthole
A Aunty who’d love you to the moon and back, give great advice, loves you for you and understands everything about you. Even if she doesn’t she’ll try and that doesn’t stop her from loving you.
'J'adore les poire-de-terres 🤤'
'Tu veux dire pommes-de-terre🤓?'
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