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The pussy stenking like fish and burning like a fire
Fuck her in the ass and cum in her mouth. Then go in her pussy with no lube and get burnt. Burning fish.
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when men (or women) having nothing better to do then chat about fishing and nothing else all day.
Bucc:"Rac, i caught a big bass in the gravel pit lake on saturday."
Rac:"Cool, i borrowed my buddies jon boat because i can't afford my own and went fishing for jew fish, caught two nice ones." FISH TALK
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Wearing a plaid tracksuit and fucking your partner from behind until they bark like a seal, while dangling treats above their head.
My tinder date put the Swedish in Swedish fish last night!
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When you're playing soccer and you go to kick or trap the ball, and your foot goes limp, fucking up the play.
Girl: why didn't score the goal bro?
Guy: I have a bad case of the fish foot!
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Senior class of 2011(wasuppp) pranking schools with fish.
Student=Hey Mrs.*ee what is that in your frikin drinking water?!
Teacher= umm who put live goldfish in my drinking water?!
Student= i don't know but you got fished!
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Someone who always has really bad breath. It’s said that they lick fish and that’s how their breath gets so bad
Jerry: Steve, I think my wife is a fish licker
Steve: how come?
Jerry: she kissed me thing morning and I almost projectile vomited on the kids
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