Half-fished

When you only get the selfie version of a fat person.

That girl was sexy in her selfie. Then I met her in real life and she was 375 lbs...she half-fished me!

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half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.

Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.