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Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

by Billy Pickleston October 21, 2021


galvanized ghetto

Swanky way of saying trailer park.

He's all that now, but he grew up in the galvanized ghetto.

by Dreamingirl January 11, 2022


Ghetto jet

A delapidated vehicle presumibly uninsured, soley used to circumnavigate the hood. It is understood that if the vehicle leaves the confines of the ghetto it will instantly be pulled over and impounded.

Look at that Ghetto Jet with broken taillights and a hood that won't close making it's rounds from the liquor store to the bodega.

by The answer is always Pork Roll June 29, 2023


ghetto-moiselle

A girl who comes from a lower-to-moderate socioeconomic 'hood while also having the class to present herself in a situation so as to be perceived as a 'mademoiselle' from old money.

Despite her rough upbringing, Lola has done well for herself. She has a way about her... demanding respect without saying a word and eloquently so. She's so 'ghetto-moiselle!'

by sleslie2425 March 21, 2011


Ghetto Literature

Graffiti - Usually poorly drawn, worn down graffiti in bad neighborhoods.

I can't help but inquire the future social implications derived from that ghetto literature.

by sp00kyspac January 28, 2016


Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.

Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.

by Thorntor April 29, 2015


white boy ghetto

LED lights, dual monitors, shitty star wars posters, broken chair, cans of red bull laying around, car full of trash, etc.

that crispy 1998 honda accord has a white boy ghetto aesthetic

by theredfieri August 24, 2020