Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

Wet Juicy Fert

Nartsack

I love that wet juicy fert

Wet Mongolian Trumpet

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.

John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.

Mississippi wet pretzel

When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.

“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”

wet brain drunk

A person who has consumed so much alcohol, that sometimes they act drunk without have had anything to drink.

To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving test… apparently he was a wet brain drunk.

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wet it up with a stick

When her DM is full of options, but she would rather use a vibrator to get off.

I left that boy on read, and wet it up with a stick

Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.

John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.