Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.
Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend
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I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.
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The dreadful sentence that British people use as a comeback to a American arguing with them.
Bob: At least I dont get shot in school
Bill: *Gasps in shock*
A look someone gets when you say or do something unexpected, such as actually shooting someone's dog or, more commonly, when someone you are speaking to is culture shocked.
I asked the waitress behind the counter for some Chinese mustard, and she looked at me like I just shot her dog.
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2 oz. Milk
1/2 pack Carnation Instant Breakfast
2 full shots Irish Whiskey (preferably Bushmills).
Shake in mixer well, serve in shots (shooters).
-Dude, what is a good shot for the end of the night?
-How about an Irish Bog Shot?
-(Takes shot) Damn. That's good. That's REAL GOOD!
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The greatest quote ever, see Pulp Fiction
Vincent Vega (John Travolta): "Aww man i just shot marvin in the face!"
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I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2
I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)
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