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THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE APPLE IS SO MAJESTICALLY RED IT FACEFUCKS ORNAGE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SO MAGNIFICENT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BANANA, FUCK THAT BITCH. APPLES RAIN SUPREME. HOLY SHIT.
Person 1. How big is it
Person 2. The size of and apple
Person 1. So small and round?
Person 2. Yes
A delicious red fruit much better than oranges, though orange lovers say otherwise
"Many would say an apple is a "fruit" but I propose that an apple isn't a fruit but an idea, when you think of an apple you think of the apex of fruit, you also think of autum the uninpeded best season so what do these thoughts have in common, they are the masters of their feild and thats what i want "Apple" to be, the master of technology." -Steve
Jobs
High as a kite
There is no way to use "Apple" in a sentence for it is an idea
A apple is a anime girl that loves school and reading , she lives in a fancy mansion that her dad bought with piinuiirqhhuy moNey deeds
"apple senpai!!"
said Y/n
"hey Y/n"
said apple senpai
"i-im inlove w-with y-y-you "
said Y/n
"o-oh y/n!!! i-i-i l-love y-you to!"
Said apple senpai kissing Y/n
You actual idiot how do you not know what the hell an APPLE is. dummy
wtf happened in your childhood..who made you like this. its a APPLE my guy, a APPLE