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A very stupid, annoying and mean person. Usually anonymous hate people on Tumblr, and have no life. They are silly and not needed in this world.
"Did you say you were getting anon hate on tumblr?" "Yeah, they're douche canoes."
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A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.
Hey john over there sure is a douche meat showing off his new car.
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A less serious situation insult. Derived from the more common
and overused "douchebag". Used to insult one of your closer peers, or perhaps your girlfriend, in a joking matter.
Kudos to mike for thinking of it.
Mike: "Hey, Anel, did you tell my mom she looks like Jabba the Hutt?
Anel: "Hah, yea. Even you said she does."
Mike: "Ahh, you douche mutant. Whatever."
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Another term for a group of douche bags.
"Here comes the douche squad from Arizona."
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the liquid in the bag after the douche is done
that dude is real douche juice.
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The male equivalent to "basic bitch."
Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"
Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."
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The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.
A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.
In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.
Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"
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