A battle royale game so popular and overrated that even the most normie of the Staceys and Chads have tried to jump on the bandwagon.
Stacey: OMG, Harry, you have Fortnite on your iPad? Can you give me an invite please?
Harry: I don’t have any.
Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!
Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!
A game that’s filled with underage alcohol users and virgins with a microphallus, also one of the most gayest games in the fucking world
My classmate: I play fortnite
Me: yeah that’s why your dick is so tiny. Get a life boy
Cringey robloxian's/minecrafters next go-to.
"FUCK U WHY U SCAM ME I WANTED ROBUX OMG IM GOING TO PLAY FORTNITE"
The only thing that keeps you living
Friend: Can you hang out Friday?
Me: No if I get of Fortnite I will die
I like hitting the griddy! I like hitting the griddy!
Fortnite-hater: GRR! I hate fortnite. I love the griddy.
Fortnite-lover: THE GRIDDY FROM FORTNITE!!
Former fortnite-hater: OM,G THE FGRIDDY IS FROM FORTNITE!!? *starts griddying*
Fortnite-lover: *puts penis in Former fortnite-hater*