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Half Assery

The same thing as half assed but better

“No half assery cleaning

by Jennifer Coolage August 17, 2024


Three and a half loads

3.5 loads

Three and a half loads

by japierdole March 12, 2023


Half life 2 episode 3 real

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man this half life 2 episode 3 real isnt real

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023


half sac

A term commonly used in BC which means a 12 pack of beer.

"I just need to pick up a half sac before the game"

by ToughGuy8 August 15, 2011


Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.

Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.

by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024


A bitch and a half

When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.

Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!

by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020


Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit
Him “i got to get it where i can”

by Cookie-monster December 12, 2024