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sock bingo

When you go through all your mismatched socks looking for pairs.

After several trips to the laundry now it's time to play sock bingo.

by Wildo91 July 17, 2024


Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023


Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020


sock bag

A Bag to put socks in whilst in the washing machine

I’ll have to buy a sock bag as the sock got into the waste pipe.

by The poor Landlord October 13, 2021


pool sock

A community masturbation sock in a frat house.

Someone didn't wash the pool sock!

by chuck feely March 21, 2016


blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 9, 2022


Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.

I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?

by Rixadork May 26, 2015