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a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.
Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!
A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024
I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!
A name that is often used by non-binary people.
Non-binary person: How did you know I was non-binary?
Me: Your name is Socks.
Step 1) grab out of drawer
Step 2) pull apart
Step 3) pull in foot
Step 6) fix if needed
Step 7) walk
I put in my sock this morning.