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When you get drunk taking a pee and fall in the bathtub.
My girlfriend got so drunk she pulled a dirty Mary Jo.
When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”
She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.
The result where you want to say Barry Mannilow, but you end up saying Mary Bennilow. Also known as a female version of Barry Mannilow.
Guy A: Are you listening to Mary Bennilow?
Guy B: Don't you mean Barry Mannilow?
Guy A: I would, but in this song, he sounds a bit more femme than usual.
Mary Owings aka Mary Alice Owings is a female madly in love with a male called Joel Owings. Three things that define Mary Alice Owings is the most honest/onery smile you could ever imagine, the biggest most caring heart nobody could ever see except a Joel Owings because,well it's full of perverse sneaky, lying fucks, well-known to be karma's strike, the sweetest person ever known to the world, a secret weapon only used by a Joel Owings.
That Mary Owings only belongs with the Joel Owings
The process of reflecting on what matters most to you during the COVID pandemic and then actively ending relationships with individuals who do not follow those values.
"I deeply value science and she's an anti-vaxxer - so I've Marie Covidkondo-ed her out of my life"
On the 10th of april you must worship my girlfriend named, Mari. If you do not worship her your is the dumb.
On this day you absolutely MUST worship her. If you do not comply, I will come to your house and sliAnyway, make sure to worship mari!
We should worship mari today!
Worship Mari Day is very good! :)
Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.
Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
“Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!