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(On South Park's first episode of their 14th season) Anyone who doesn't believe that Sex Addiction is a disease, thus ruining the popular belief that Sex Addiction is a virus sent out by an infected Alien Wizard residing in the Independence Hall.
Kyle: What if sex addiction isn't a disease, but a state of mind!
Sex Addiction Counselor: *Picks up phone and secretly says to whoever is on the other line...* We have a Turd in the Chili Bowl. I repeat, we have a Turd in the Chili Bowl!
A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.
Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife
'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'
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'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'
When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake
Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?
Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER
Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!
I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!
First of the morning turd
I took a turd whisle this morning.
Someone who likes to be the giver in anal sex.
Person 1- Hey, she let me take it up the poo pipe last night!
Person 2- Wooooo you turd dinter.
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