Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure
My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!
The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.
Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!
girl 1: did you get that strawberry cream last night
girl 2: no❤️
When you cum in a girl on her period and eat her out.
“Man, my girl said we couldn’t fuck cause she was on her period”
“Gotta get that strawberry cream”
The act of pushing seamen out of one’s anus during a bout of diarrhea.
Johnny cream egged all over my chest last night after a night of love making and diarrhea.
When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
Very creamy ejaculation usually from a women
Omg that is some creamy cream