Toner Boner

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

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stoner boner

When someone feels their blunt rolling ability is superior to the ability of everyone else (Getting 'aroused' over their ability to roll).

Ryan: "Hey Steve, wanna smoke?"
Steve: "Only if I get to role it."
Alex: "Steve has a huge stoner boner"

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Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

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rock boner

n. an erection of the penis or engorgement of the clitoris resulting from the pleasing sounds of music

"Have you heard the new Big D album? It gave me a raging rock boner!"

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Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

Breaking Bad Boner

The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.

Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'

Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"

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boner eclipse

When tucking ones penis between the legs, and one achieves an erection, causing said hard penis to poke at the anus of said tucker, creating a condition known as a boner eclipse.

See also fuck your ass.

Bill: I got a boner eclipse the other day.

John: What the hell is a boner eclipse?

Bill: Where your dick goes so far up your ass it turns into a boner eclipse.

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