The high-brass instrument commonly referred to as the trumpet
Gary over there plays the tuba.
What about James?
That fag? He plays the douche pipe.
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An unbelievable IDIOT. I find I use it most in reference to MY BOSS.
He is an unbelievable DOUCHE KEBOB for saying that to me
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The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.
A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.
In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.
Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"
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The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger
Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.
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A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.
Hey john over there sure is a douche meat showing off his new car.
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Another term for a group of douche bags.
"Here comes the douche squad from Arizona."
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A less serious situation insult. Derived from the more common
and overused "douchebag". Used to insult one of your closer peers, or perhaps your girlfriend, in a joking matter.
Kudos to mike for thinking of it.
Mike: "Hey, Anel, did you tell my mom she looks like Jabba the Hutt?
Anel: "Hah, yea. Even you said she does."
Mike: "Ahh, you douche mutant. Whatever."
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