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Someone who sucks really bad at something, especially sports.
Jade Grubbs is god awful at volleyball.
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when you find something so hideous you have to find a laser to get it out of your mind
brodiu: hey wana hav-
broi: oh god no
grabs laser and obliterates brodiu
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HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT
(also please kiss me <3)
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A very buff attractive male, but only 5'4, and wears fake yeezys
Are you familiar with Toned God? He sells fake Yeezys
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A god that can summon minos in the ocean. He protects all minos.Some say he can be located in Miami or Marco Island. He is also called Paul the Masforroll.
All minos fear the wrath of the Mino God.
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Stronger Version of God Dammit
God Fukkit!! I locked the keys in fuckin car again!
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The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.
Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!
It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.
I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning
My religion is the Birthday God.
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