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The thermodynamic equilibrium, as average kinetic energy, in the Fahrenheit scale, at which a 250 lb. man can walk one average city block, at the quick pace while producing no observable sweat. This occurs during the colder months in the Northern Hemisphere from September through May. Summer months may produce this effect if the average daily temperature is at or below 68°F.
girl: Wow! It's cold outside today. It only got up to 52°.
fat guy: Awww, ya gotta love Fat Guy Weather. I only need to shower once today.
(Two fat guys then high five each other.)
The baddest guy in the neighborhood. All the men want to be him and all the women want him.
Scott who doesn’t live on Melick isn’t a golf cart guy.
used when an opponent is low on hp or in a bad position in fortnite
this guy needs a biscuit bro
A 4Chan Meme that never seems to win, and fails in epic proportions. You can always see EFG in the infamous Guy Fawkes mask.
FUCKING GET... Epic Fail Guy fails at failing!
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A nice guy is an informal term for an often young adult male who portrays himself with characteristics such as being gentle, compassionate, sensitive and vulnerable.The term is used both positively and negatively. When used positively, and particularly when used as a preference or description by someone else, it is intended to imply a male who puts the needs of others before his own, avoids confrontations, does favors, gives emotional support, tries to stay out of trouble, and generally acts nicely towards others. In the context of a relationship, it may also refer to traits of honesty, loyalty, romanticism, courtesy, and respect. When used negatively, a nice guy implies a male who is unassertive, does not express his true feelings and, in the context of dating in which the term is often used, dishonestly uses acts of ostensible friendship and basic social etiquette with the unstated aim of progressing to a romantic or sexual relationship.
nice guy syndrome: in the early 90s I had a crisis. I was about two years into my second marriage. I thought I had found the woman of my dreams. Yet I was frequently frustrated and resentful toward the woman I loved.
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A random guy who follows you around and every time you do something worth getting paid for but no one else will pay you, he will. Originated in GTA: San Andreas under the pseudonym "insane stunt bonus," but has since been seen in Israeli airports and other unexpected locales.
I just drove my car off a cliff, did a double flip, and landed right side up, so Random Money Guy gave me $22!
I just drove my motorcycle off a building, flipped 3 times, did a quadruple corkscrew, and landed on the roof of a truck on my feet, so Random Money Guy gave me $136!
I just lost all my luggage on the flight, so Random Money Guy gave me $75!
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Noun - A variation of the McGangbang from McDonalds. Instead of the McDonalds menu items, the sandwich is assembled using a Double Cheeseburger from a Five Guys restaurant and a chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A. Assembling the sandwich must involve planning and teamwork, as the components must be purchased at two different restaurants. The term, originating in Huntington, WV, is a play on the concept and title of the McGangbang, as well as the names of the two restaurants where the compontents must be purchased. Like the McGangbang the sandwich is better than the sum of its parts; possibly the greatest sandwich ever.
Person 1: What should we do for lunch?
Person 2: If we run to Ashland, there is a Chick-Fil-A and a Five Guys right next to each other. We can do Five Guys and a Chick.
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