slap stick

When kids get spoiled by their parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and slap them with a stick, thus the slap stick is born.

Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!
(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.

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giggle stick

something you smack your bitch with to make her laugh

my little firend

That Kyle Holland kid sure has a small giggle stick. He doesn't even have the giggle.

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shitty stick

When you fuck a person in the ass, then take out your dick, and it has shit on it.

I took my penis out of krystal's anal, and it was covred in poo.

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Glue Stick

To penetrate and/or enlarge the ear with the male penis.

Dude, I just glue sticked your mom last night. No joke.

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Christ on a stick

Referring to the event of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. He was nailed to a cross (standard Christian) or a stake (Jehovah's Witness).

Today's kids don't realize how friendly Jesus is because they've never seen Christ on a stick and they don't know how much he suffered.

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Stick Shift

V. When you receive a terrible hand job.

That dumb bitch was stick shifting me last night. It must have been her first time.

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shit on a stick

A Mexican or First Nation, riding a pogostick.

"Haha you shit on a stick, I hope you rott!"

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