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When a woman gives her man a handjob utilizing a tortilla and spit as lubricant. Once he cums woman makes a burrito with said tortilla.
My girl was hungry, so I took her to the fuzzy taco shop.
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A song that expresses what to do when it starts raining tacos
Dude! Have you heard the song Its Raining Tacos?
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When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.
"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."
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The absolute best kind of sex, anyone who joins OJ Klan must acknowledge Waco Taco Sex. This was made by our lord and savior, Fernandez. Fernandez thought of this kind of sex in his dreams and realized he is god himself and needs to spread the message of Waco Taco sex to his disciples and the general public. Fernandez died for our sins and it's only right that we acknowledge Waco Taco sex so we can have forgiveness.
I acknowledge Waco Taco Sex
HEY GUYS ITS FERNANDEZ CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE OH PLEASE COME DOWN TO MEXICO AND HAVE GAY WACO TACO SEX??!?! PLEASE VOMIT OUT TACOS SO I CAN STICK MY DICK IN THEM!!!
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This is a multipart version of foreplay, and will only be enjoyed by people with a certain fetish.
Step 1: Spred the vagina lips far apart from one another and have your partner take a dump inside. This will act as the "shell" of the taco
Step 2: have your partner put their dick/finger in the vagina to push the shit down. This will act as the "meat" of the taco
Step 3: have your partner pee in the vagina hole and have them mix the piss and shit in the vagina with their finger or dick. This is the "cheese" of the taco.
Step 3: have your partner cum in the hole and, again mix the combination together. This will act as the sauce of the taco
Step 4: Finally, have your partner eat the "taco" until nothing is left. You can choose to have sex after this or not
Man 1: Sara let me give her a vagina taco last night! It was awesome!
Man 2: That's gross!!!
Man 1: You will never understand, you don't have the same fetishes as me
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yet another euphemism for the outer vaginal region of the female. i.e. pussy, vaj, etc.
the term comes from the color and shape of the skin around the labia, which forms into a pink taco shape.
"dude, i've been callin' pussies 'bubble gum taco' since waaaay before some cat named CJ..."
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something you have, you spread, and your happy about! there is no set defition, only that its fun to say you have.
"hey, i woke up this morning, and i had a horrible case of TAco FEver!!!!" OR "I just gave myself a papercut, and now i have TAco FEver!!!!"
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