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The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?
Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?
Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
Posting a multitude of images pertaining to capybaras on a media platform, digital or analog.
Person 1: "Why does Jessica only post pictures of capybaras?"
Person 2: "Leave her alone, she just likes Bara Posting."
If you have a friend name Emily you have to post her on April 7th every year. post her to get good luck.
Dang you didn’t post Emily on National post emily day? I hope your charge only works in a certain angle, and your dog is ugly. eye roll*