Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.

I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.

2 birds 1 stone

Ksi TRYING to rap but making no sense being the usual dickhead he is

Ksi is shit at rapping saying 2 birds 1 stone

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A hand in the bush is better than two birds.

A logical reversal of the old saying, " a bird in hand is better than two in a bush. Because people dont chase birds much anymore and a hand in the bush is much better.

Hey dude, a hand in the bush is better than two birds.

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Angry birds better than pvz

Pvz is worse ea fault

Angry birds better than pvz

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double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of

"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."

birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes

The phrase birds of feathers flock together is not the full phrase. It means your ‘friends’ fake ones will be friend with you until the cat something bad comes. So choose your friends wisely!

Birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes being defined by prof fucked up my mind.

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you hear me squawking big bird

are you listening and paying attention to what is being said

"go clean your room, you hear me squawking big bird"

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