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1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.
1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.
2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."
3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"
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Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".
"Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross, this carrot cake has semen in it!"
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A bunch of nazi wrestling hackers who are for Jesus. Or a bunch of hackers for Jesus who wrestle nazis. Or something.
NWH4J is and remains the best place for porn.
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slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.
Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"
Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"
Origin: Bored people with no life
And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?
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When something is bound not to happen, or will not begin for a long time.
I'm finna do my home work...... ha, when jesus wakes up.
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Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help
Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!
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When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.
Annica rocked my world so hard Saturday night it felt like Jesus beat me to sleep.
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