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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.

Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"

by Pomeranian_explosion_murder May 13, 2022


5:27

A random youtube timestamp. I guess some people eat dinner at this time.

5:27 into this video, and nothing good out of it yet.

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 31, 2023


5:27

Brother ...
In ur eyes i was the stronger ..
so how am i to cover u now
w/o shadowin ur path?

this time⌛
i watch frm the sidelines
ur ghost in the limelight

Face ur fears
&Pierce the night

5:27 Renkse,Linder

by Bobbert665 December 22, 2024


5 on a twenty

When you put 20 dollars plus 5 more dollars down on cocaine. The extra 5 dollars ensures all the others only putting 20 down will not get your share of da good stuff.

Man, I had to start puttin 5 on a twenty to keep other people from claimin my sh!t

by n00bdeveloper August 26, 2015


5 with 5

Masturbating under a short time limit, usually five minutes. The term is shorthand for 5 minutes with 5 fingers.

We had to leave the party early. After making out with that dyme I had to 913, so I ran into the bathroom for 5 with 5.

by Z Lives February 4, 2010


Happy 5

A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.

Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”

by Orangbutane February 16, 2018


Michellin 5 star Restaurant

Michellin 5 star Restaurant is a fun nickname for you friend named Michelle.

Me: "Hey Michellin 5 star Restaurant!"

Michellin 5 star Restaurant: "Kys"

by TakobSohreJenkhoff April 17, 2024