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Dead puppies and wilted flowers

Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.

Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.

by Holly Varjak May 29, 2008

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Balls deep in a dead penguin

A really shitty situation

"bruh I heard your house burned down"

"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "

by Neonsilverpanda October 20, 2014

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Dead men are marching again

Just being Russian during WWI and remembering that poison gas is gay

Dimitri : Blyat i trough i will be gassed by Hans yesterday

Sacha : AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN

by Goptimus_Prime October 20, 2020


shooting blanks into a dead end

When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.

Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"

by Waycarr December 17, 2013


ADI (Asian Dead Inside)

The kind of Asian who does what their parents wanted (good grades, degree in lucrative field, lifestyle that pleases them) so they have no passion for life because they see it as a checklist. Can be applied to younger people but mostly to adults.

Kyle is such an ADI (Asian Dead Inside) , he was such a boring date despite having traveled and seeming adventurous.

by Rizaz February 2, 2019


Always Asleep Never Dead

A fantasy band made up of Andy Biersack, Vikki Swink, Matt Good, and Vanessa James.
Andy is from Black Veil Brides and has done side projects like Average Joe and the Chance & Andy show.
Vikki is from soEmo.uk.co, is a Gore Site Model in training, and has competed in one NAM.

Matt Good is from Kit Fysto, with past bands Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows and From First to Last.
Vanessa James is the owner of Sugarfix Clothing, appearing in a wide range of music videos and Transformers 2.

Jake: Always Asleep Never Dead can never be a real band because of the contract Matt Good had to sign when he was in D.R.U.G.S.
Melissa: I know.. sucks for them!

Jake: It's all Craig Owens fault

by laurenliveslife September 27, 2013


Why am I not dead

Bc u havenโ€™t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

by Urdepressionfinnalyrevealing May 17, 2022